Confession Bear

The Boston Marathon Bombing is a terrible tragedy but I can't wait for the movie

The Boston Marathon Bombing is a terrible tragedy but I can't wait for the movie  Confession Bear

I take comfort in knowing that one day all the people I hate will die

I take comfort in knowing that one day all the people I hate will die  Confession Bear

I ACTUALLY THINK WE SHOULDNT UNDERESTIMATE KIM JONG-UN

I ACTUALLY THINK WE SHOULDNT UNDERESTIMATE KIM JONG-UN  Confession Bear

Every day when I'm driving I fantasize about someone crashing into me And it killing me.

Every day when I'm driving I fantasize about someone crashing into me  And it killing me.  Confession Bear

I act as if I'm picky But in reality, I don't think I'm good enough to deserve a nice girlfriend

I act as if I'm picky But in reality, I don't think I'm good enough to deserve a nice girlfriend  Confession Bear

When I'm pissed about an assignment I make the first letter of each sentence spell "fuck this shit"

When I'm pissed about an assignment I make the first letter of each sentence spell

When I walk to our apartment community's mailbox, I take my cell phone and pretend to be talking So neighbors won't try to make conversation with me

When I walk to our apartment community's mailbox, I take my cell phone and pretend to be talking So neighbors won't try to make conversation with me  Confession Bear

I fucked my best friends girlfriend and he thought it was her ex. He wanted me to help beat him up. We mugged him with baseball bats and ski masks.

I fucked my best friends girlfriend and he thought it was her ex. He wanted me to help beat him up. We mugged him with baseball bats and ski masks.  Confession Bear

When someone finds my hemorrhoid cream.. I say it's my significant other's to save face

When someone finds my hemorrhoid  cream.. I say it's my significant other's to save face  Confession Bear

When i see my new post is starting to rise in the subreddit i go to the subreddit and downvote all of the other links ahead of it

When i see my new post is starting to rise in the subreddit i go to the subreddit and downvote all of the other links ahead of it  Confession Bear
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