Confession Bear

I visit ugly people's profiles just so I can hide them

I visit ugly people's profiles just so I can hide them  Confession Bear

If your kid has a weird ass name I purposely pronounce it as wrong as possible

If your kid has a weird ass name  I purposely pronounce it as wrong as possible  Confession Bear

Every year my sister threatens to not come to christmas Every year I hope she doesn't show.

Every year my sister threatens to not come to christmas Every year I hope she doesn't show.   Confession Bear

I hate this bear's face because i associate it with all of your dumb confessions.

I hate this bear's face because i associate it with all of your dumb confessions.  Confession Bear

When drunk girls I had no interest in wanted my number I would take their phone, text "Haiti" to 90999, delete the sent text, and hand their phone back.

When drunk girls I had no interest in wanted my number I would take their phone, text

Sometimes I go through my comment history and laugh at my own jokes

Sometimes I go through my comment history and laugh at my
 own jokes  Confession Bear

I took advantage of a car accident by pretending to suffer from amnesia In order to call off an engagement

I took advantage of a car accident by pretending to suffer from amnesia In order to call off an engagement  Confession Bear

I put an earlier date on my project So people don't think I did it at the last second

I put an earlier date on my project So people don't think I did it at the last second  Confession Bear

If an animal's death in a movie makes you more sadder than a humans death I automaticly think you're an asshole.

If an animal's death in a movie makes you more sadder than a humans death I automaticly think you're an asshole.  Confession Bear

I want to be a doctor Just for the money

I want to be a doctor Just for the money  Confession Bear
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