Confession Bear

I think this meme is stupid because there's no alliteration in the name

I think this meme is stupid because there's no alliteration in the name  Confession Bear

I like to wave to people at the bus stop when I'm on the bus and the bus drives off without them because there isn't any room left.

I like to wave to people at the bus stop when I'm on the bus and the bus drives off without them because there isn't any room left.  Confession Bear

If you have a typo in your post title I downvote you because I assume you're in too much of a rush to collect karma and don't actually care about the post

If you have a typo in your post title I downvote you because I assume you're in too much of a rush to collect karma and don't actually care about the post  Confession Bear

I told my friends the bandage on my inner forearm was covering an injury from work, it was really covering the gashes from where I cut myself

I told my friends the bandage on my inner forearm was covering an injury from work, it was really covering the gashes from where I cut myself  Confession Bear

I'm paying thousands of dollars to go to college. Just to be away from my family.

I'm paying thousands of dollars to go to college.  Just to be away from my family.  Confession Bear

When I was 6 I believed that whenever I took a shit a hand would come out of the toilet and grab my balls I still have that fear today

When I was 6 I believed that whenever I took a shit a hand would come out of the toilet and grab my balls I still have that fear today  Confession Bear

I wasn't allowed to go to sleepovers until I was 18 but nobody ever invited me anyway

I wasn't allowed to go to sleepovers until I was 18  but nobody ever invited me anyway  Confession Bear

Sometimes I "accidentally" kick you in my sleep Just so you will stop snoring

Sometimes I

I didn't talk to my dad for five years and decided to contact him last summer I kept putting it off and he died literally the day before i finally called

I didn't talk to my dad for five years and decided to contact him last summer I kept putting it off and he died literally the day before i finally called  Confession Bear

i draw dicks on various cars im the president

i draw dicks on various cars im the president  Confession Bear
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