Confession Bear

Went to the restrooms in the mall All stalls locked

Went to the restrooms in the mall All stalls locked  Confession Bear

I have no idea what power setting my microwave is on or how to change it, but frankly I couldn't care less and just add a minute to everything I cook in there.

I have no idea what power setting my microwave is on or how to change it, but frankly I couldn't care less and just add a minute to everything I cook in there.  Confession Bear

As a college student I'll go to any religious congregation and pretend to care deeply, for the food.

As a college student I'll go to any religious congregation and pretend to care deeply, for the food.  Confession Bear

CAN I PLZ HAVE SOME TIME ALONE I NEED TO POOP BACK HERE

CAN I PLZ HAVE SOME TIME ALONE I NEED TO POOP BACK HERE  Confession Bear

i always answer questions with as little information as possible so that people never know when im lying

i always answer questions with as little information as possible so that people never know when im lying  Confession Bear

I get angry when people mourn the death of drug addicted celebrities but ignore the death of our troops

I get angry when people mourn the death of drug addicted celebrities  but ignore the death of our troops  Confession Bear

Sometimes when Im annoyed with my gf I buffer several youtube vids so skype drops the call

Sometimes when Im annoyed with my gf I buffer several youtube vids so skype drops the call  Confession Bear

I wish I lived in the US Just so I could have fun arguing crazy Christians

I wish I lived in the US Just so I could have fun arguing crazy Christians  Confession Bear

I'm secretly jealous of people who have my name Because i'm a closet hipster

I'm secretly jealous of people who have my name  Because i'm a closet hipster  Confession Bear

When girls stop to pet and oodle over my dog I sometimes wish I was my dog

When girls stop to pet and oodle over my dog I sometimes wish I was my dog  Confession Bear
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