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I found a wallet with 800 euro inside it didnt turn it in and spent all the money

I found a wallet with 800 euro inside it didnt turn it in and spent all the money Confession Bear
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My parents make me go to church every sunday, I'm an usher, I hold two positions of church leadership Nobody at my church has any idea I'm an atheist

My parents make me go to church every sunday, I'm an usher, I hold two positions of church leadership Nobody at my church has any idea I'm an atheist Confession Bear
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sometimes i talk to cleverbot just because im lonely and have no one else

sometimes i talk to cleverbot just because im lonely and have no one else Confession Bear
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i had a sexual dream about my ex-gf/roommate a couple nights ago she was in pink lingerie, and the bottom half of her body was cyborg, and she had a strap-on on. i havent slept in 48+ hours.

i had a sexual dream about my ex-gf/roommate a couple nights ago she was in pink lingerie, and the bottom half of her body was cyborg, and she had a strap-on on. i havent slept in 48+ hours. Confession Bear
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I'm good at my job I pretend that I suck so my boss's son won't ask me to help with his shitty, unpaid personal projects

I'm good at my job I pretend that I suck so my boss's son won't ask me to help with his shitty, unpaid personal projects Confession Bear
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I act differently depending on who i'm with and now I don't know who I really am

I act differently depending on who i'm with and now I don't know who I really am Confession Bear
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I trim my pubes.. With the scissors used in the kitchen

I trim my pubes.. With the scissors used in the kitchen Confession Bear
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I enjoy cuddling more than I enjoy sex

I enjoy cuddling more than I enjoy sex Confession Bear
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I got invited to my friends new house and went to take a shit I clogged the toilet by accident and was so embarrassed I left

I got invited to my friends new house and went to take a shit I clogged the toilet by accident and was so embarrassed I left Confession Bear
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My step sister came home drunk and passed out in her room, I sneaked in and had sex with her. The next day, I let her think her boyfriend did it and she has never suspected a thing.

My step sister came home drunk and passed out in her room, I sneaked in and had sex with her. The next day, I let her think her boyfriend did it and she has never suspected a thing. Confession Bear
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