Confession Bear

I like to masturbate While wearing my wife's bra and panties

I like to masturbate While wearing my wife's bra and panties  Confession Bear

When my roommate is out I jerk off in his bed with his underwear

When my roommate is out I jerk off in his bed with his underwear  Confession Bear

I actually like confession bears Because they convey actual human emotion

I actually like confession bears Because they convey actual human emotion  Confession Bear

Sometimes I make controversial comments on reddit Just so people will talk to me

Sometimes I make controversial comments on reddit Just so people will talk to me  Confession Bear

I think to be an asshole is the main qualification to work at the police because they always treat you like the badest motherfucker on the planet

I think to be an asshole is the main qualification to work at the police because they always treat you like the badest motherfucker on the planet  Confession Bear

my alcoholic mother told me I would amount to nothing more than a hooker selling it for dope So I took her bottles of wine and whiskey and dumped them down the sink. Hope you enjoy the shakes tomorrow, mother!

my alcoholic mother told me I would amount to nothing more than a hooker selling it for dope So I took her bottles of wine and whiskey and dumped them down the sink. Hope you enjoy the shakes tomorrow, mother!  Confession Bear

Whenever a female friend on Facebook has a baby I unfollow them so they don't show up on my news feed anymore

Whenever a female friend on Facebook has a baby I unfollow them so they don't show up on my news feed anymore  Confession Bear

My girlfriend thinks I am romantic Because I send her "cute" sayings from reddit all day.

My girlfriend thinks I am romantic Because I send her

I don't want to have any girl children I'm afraid they will turn into a secret whore and have sex with guys for drugs and booze like I did

I don't want to have any girl children I'm afraid they will turn into a secret whore and have sex with guys for drugs and booze like I did  Confession Bear

I never speak to my dad, my gf of four years hasn't met him... Because he's a double glazing salesman, a tosser... and a Spurs fan.

I never speak to my dad, my gf of four years hasn't met him...  Because he's a double glazing salesman, a tosser... and a Spurs fan.  Confession Bear
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