Confession Bear

if you like your own post or status on facebook, i automatically hate you

if you like your own post or status on facebook, i automatically hate you  Confession Bear

I automatically downvote anything with "this little gem" and "I see your X and raise you Y" in the title.

I automatically downvote anything with

When I poop I can only do it completely naked

When I poop I can only do it completely naked  Confession Bear

I have never ever ever been friends with a girl I didn't want to fuck

I have never ever ever been friends with a girl I didn't want to fuck  Confession Bear

My mentor from church sends me cards with money in them for holidays I haven't told her I'm an atheist

My mentor from church sends me cards with money in them for holidays I haven't told her I'm an atheist  Confession Bear

My boyfriend asks me to tell him when I masturbate because he thinks it's kinky But I'm not sure when "kinky" becomes "that's way too much"

My boyfriend asks me to tell him when I masturbate because he thinks it's kinky But I'm not sure when

I like to make up stories and use this meme to cash them in for karma

I like to make up stories and use this meme to cash them in for karma  Confession Bear

I actually love saying phrases like Yolo and Swag And I use hashtags on Facebook

I actually love saying phrases like Yolo and Swag And I use hashtags on Facebook  Confession Bear

I eat because I'm unhappy and I'm unhappy because I eat

I eat because I'm unhappy and I'm unhappy because I eat  Confession Bear

I downvote every Cakeday post Because I hate the term "Cakeday"

I downvote every Cakeday post Because I hate the term
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