Confession Bear

I'm not really frowning or smiling Because I'm an animal

I'm not really frowning or smiling Because I'm an animal  Confession Bear

I'm a guy And I never turn off Girls Just Want To Have Fun when it comes on the radio

I'm a guy And I never turn off Girls Just Want To Have Fun when it comes on the radio  Confession Bear

I wish Beyonce Would have had a "wardrobe malfunction."

I wish Beyonce Would have had a

My wife has a pillow that she doesn't let anyone touch because she likes her own scent When we get into a really bad argument I go masturbate and ejaculate inside the pillow case

My wife has a pillow that she doesn't let anyone touch because she likes her own scent When we get into a really bad argument I go masturbate and ejaculate inside the pillow case  Confession Bear

If you're a cat I automatically assume you're more fluffy than me

If you're a cat I automatically assume you're more fluffy than me  Confession Bear

I felt bad for Ariel Castro's captors Until I heard how ghetto they speak

I felt bad for Ariel Castro's captors Until I heard how ghetto they speak  Confession Bear

I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND YOUR JOKE

 I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND YOUR JOKE  Confession Bear

There are several team players I automatically mute when they join the server... Because I'm certain they'll monopolize the microphone with info I already know

There are several team players I automatically mute when they join the server... Because I'm certain they'll monopolize the microphone with info I already know  Confession Bear

If you are a guy and you go into the stall just to take a piss I immediately think you have a tiny penis

If you are a guy and you go into the stall just to take a piss I immediately think you have a tiny penis  Confession Bear

star QB at a small, urban school never got a second look by any college scouts, so they married their high school sweetheart (who promptly got fat) and now he's an assistant manager at the local manufactured home dealership, bringing home a decent salary

star QB at a small, urban school never got a second look by any college scouts, so they married their high school sweetheart (who promptly got fat) and now he's an assistant manager at the local manufactured home dealership, bringing home a decent salary   Confession Bear
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