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I protest against the NSA's use of PRISM But my girlfriend doesn't know I use Google Latitude, to work out where she is.

I protest against the NSA's use of PRISM But my girlfriend doesn't know I use Google Latitude, to work out where she is. Confession Bear
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When I grocery shop I judge people by the food they are buying

When I grocery shop I judge people by the food they are buying Confession Bear
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If you receive welfare and have a smartphone, big TV, or smoke cigarettes I automatically assume you are a piece of shit

If you receive welfare and have a smartphone, big TV, or smoke cigarettes I automatically assume you are a piece of shit Confession Bear
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I actually like to give blowjobs to average-smaller dicks My jaw doesn't get tired and it's easier to be enthusiastic

I actually like to give blowjobs to average-smaller dicks My jaw doesn't get tired and it's easier to be enthusiastic Confession Bear
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I SLEEP OVER AT MY BEST FRIEND'S HOUSE EVERY SINGLE WEEKEND. I HAVE SEX WITH MY BEST FRIEND'S SISTER, EVERY SINGLE WEEKEND.

I SLEEP OVER AT MY BEST FRIEND'S HOUSE EVERY SINGLE WEEKEND. I HAVE SEX WITH MY BEST FRIEND'S SISTER, EVERY SINGLE WEEKEND. Confession Bear
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If you have a retarded/autistic/handicapped relative I don't care about their mediocre art/music/hobby

If you have a retarded/autistic/handicapped relative I don't care about their mediocre art/music/hobby Confession Bear
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i have pretended to like a person for so long he sees me as his true best friend and i hate him with all my heart

i have pretended to like a person for so long he sees me as his true best friend and i hate him with all my heart Confession Bear
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helped my neighbor put up lost cat flyers i ran it over a week ago

helped my neighbor put up lost cat flyers i ran it over a week ago Confession Bear
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If your child is fat and a brat I assume you have no control as a parent.

If your child is fat and a brat I assume you have no control as a parent. Confession Bear
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I steal almost all of my Facebook statuses from Reddit None of my friends notice and they think I'm hilarious

I steal almost all of my Facebook statuses from Reddit None of my friends notice and they think I'm hilarious Confession Bear
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