Confession Bear

I never ate at pita brothers

I never ate at pita brothers  Confession Bear

Everytime I see people with tattoos on their face I automatically assume they are a douche and have no ambition

Everytime I see people with tattoos on their face I automatically assume they are a douche and have no ambition  Confession Bear

I like to read Confession Bear Memes They make me feel better about myself

I like to read Confession Bear Memes They make me feel better about myself  Confession Bear

I wanted my girlfriend to quickly lose some weight. So I lied and told her we were invited to a pool party in a couple of weeks.

I wanted my girlfriend to quickly lose some weight. So I lied and told her we were invited to a pool party in a couple of weeks.  Confession Bear

In 2008 a guy was tailgating me, then cut me off and rolled his car in a ditch. He was in bad shape. I stopped and told him I would call for help I walked back to my car and continued on my way.

In 2008 a guy was tailgating me, then cut me off and rolled his car in a ditch. He was in bad shape. I stopped and told him I would call for help I walked back to my car and continued on my way.   Confession Bear

I buy Skim Milk So I don't have to share with my roommates

I buy Skim Milk So I don't have to share with my roommates  Confession Bear

I am making this up for the karma

I am making this up for the karma  Confession Bear

I unsubscribed to /r/atheism/, because every post sounds like it's from a new atheist, and I feel new atheists are harsh and not understanding of others because they are overly excited noobs.

I unsubscribed to /r/atheism/, because every post sounds like it's from a new atheist, and I feel new atheists are harsh and not understanding of others because they are overly excited noobs.   Confession Bear

She likes to cry on my shoulder whenever she fights with her husband I have been giving her increasingly bad advice because I want her for myself

She likes to cry on my shoulder whenever she fights with her husband I have been giving her increasingly bad advice because I want her for myself  Confession Bear

A photo taken of me is the subject of an extremely popular meme But I have taken steps to change my appearance so I'm not reminded of it for the rest of my life.

A photo taken of me is the subject of an extremely popular meme But I have taken steps to change my appearance so I'm not reminded of it for the rest of my life.  Confession Bear
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