Confession Bear

Every time I see a redditor admit to being female I check her posts for /r/gonewild

Every time I see a redditor admit to being female I check her posts for /r/gonewild  Confession Bear

I dont take a dump on my breaks at work because i like to be paid to take a shit

I dont take a dump on my breaks at work because i like to be paid to take a shit  Confession Bear

Between the ages of 12 and 14... I made it a point to masturbate in every bathroom i visited.

Between the ages of 12 and 14... I made it a point to masturbate in every bathroom i visited.  Confession Bear

I TELL EVERYONE I DONT WANT KIDS BECAUSE I DISLIKE DEPENDANCY I ACTUALLY THINK I WOULD BE A SHITTY FATHER

I TELL EVERYONE I DONT WANT KIDS BECAUSE I DISLIKE DEPENDANCY I ACTUALLY THINK I WOULD BE A SHITTY FATHER  Confession Bear

I downvote all engagement, wedding, significant other, marriage, baby, and pregnancy pics Because I'm a lonely, cynical asshole

I downvote all engagement, wedding, significant other, marriage, baby, and pregnancy pics Because I'm a lonely, cynical asshole  Confession Bear

I passionately hate Reddit But it's the only way I know to waste time

I passionately hate Reddit  But it's the only way I know to waste time  Confession Bear

I pooped my pants at school Then sat near a retarded kid so people would think it was his stink

I pooped my pants at school Then sat near a retarded kid so people would think it was his stink  Confession Bear

I LOVE MY PETS MORE THAN I LOVE MOST OF MY FAMILY

I LOVE MY PETS MORE THAN I LOVE MOST OF MY FAMILY  Confession Bear

I remember to unfriend people on facebook on their birthdays

I remember to unfriend people on facebook on their birthdays  Confession Bear

My favourite metallica album is St. Anger

My favourite metallica album is St. Anger  Confession Bear
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