Confession Bear

I kind of like nicolas cage

I kind of like nicolas cage  Confession Bear

I say "oh my God" and "Thank God" all the time I'm an Atheist

I say

I "accidently" dropped my iPhone in my girlfriend's car so I could track her movements while I was out of town

I

I was The Annoying Childhood Friend

I was The Annoying Childhood Friend  Confession Bear

THE FRAMED PHOTO OF MY GRANDFATHER ABOVE THE FIREPLACE IS ALSO OF A NAZI

THE FRAMED PHOTO OF MY GRANDFATHER ABOVE THE FIREPLACE IS ALSO OF A NAZI  Confession Bear

Sometimes I pee sitting down because it's nice not to have to aim sometimes

Sometimes I pee sitting down because it's nice not to have to aim sometimes  Confession Bear

I keep my roommate's dog around while I masturbate Because he can hear him approaching the front door before I can

I keep my roommate's dog around while I masturbate Because he can hear him approaching the front door before I can  Confession Bear

I delete posts that don't do well I'm probably gonna delete this one

I delete posts that don't do well I'm probably gonna delete this one  Confession Bear

I don't have a confession I just want karma

I don't have a confession I just want karma  Confession Bear

I hope North Korea Launches a missle strike So I can watch the rest of world put them in their place

I hope North Korea Launches a missle strike  So I can watch the rest of world put them in their place  Confession Bear
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