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My schizophrenic/brain damaged mom decided out of nowhere last year that she can't stand my brother and/or me being around her. I called her today and threatened to come over just to hear her have a meltdown over the phone.

My schizophrenic/brain damaged mom decided out of nowhere last year that she can't stand my brother and/or me being around her. I called her today and threatened to come over just to hear her have a meltdown over the phone. Confession Bear
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One time I used my dad's Listerine when I was 8. I didn't know you were supposed to spit it out when you're done and at school I threw up on the kid sitting in front of me.

One time I used my dad's Listerine when I was 8. I didn't know you were supposed to spit it out when you're done and at school I threw up on the kid sitting in front of me. Confession Bear
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I automatically think you're either too dumb to set up digital streaming or poor

I automatically think you're either too dumb to set up digital streaming or poor Confession Bear
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Staying in on a friday night, watching a movie with the person I love, and going to bed early Is all I've ever wanted in life

Staying in on a friday night, watching a movie with the person I love, and going to bed early Is all I've ever wanted in life Confession Bear
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I farted while on the phone with my girlfriend She heard the noise and I told her it was a motorcycle passing outside

I farted while on the phone with my girlfriend She heard the noise and I told her it was a motorcycle passing outside Confession Bear
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I sometimes pretend I am asleep Just so I can fart in bed

I sometimes pretend I am asleep Just so I can fart in bed Confession Bear
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Sometimes I stay on the toilet extra long Just so my coworkers know I'm serious about dumping

Sometimes I stay on the toilet extra long Just so my coworkers know I'm serious about dumping Confession Bear
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I'M ALL FOR HOMOSEXUAL MARRIAGE BUT I STILL THINK THAT EQUALS SIGN ON FACEBOOK IS ONE OF THE STUPIDEST FADS I'VE EVER SEEN

I'M ALL FOR HOMOSEXUAL MARRIAGE BUT I STILL THINK THAT EQUALS SIGN ON FACEBOOK IS ONE OF THE STUPIDEST FADS I'VE EVER SEEN Confession Bear
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before i saw any of her movies i thought emma stone had down syndrome

before i saw any of her movies i thought emma stone had down syndrome Confession Bear
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I let people merge in front of me in traffic hoping they will wave

I let people merge in front of me in traffic hoping they will wave Confession Bear
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