Confession Bear

I WANT THERE TO BE AN AFTERLIFE JUST SO I CAN SEE WHO COMES TO MY FUNERAL

I WANT THERE TO BE AN AFTERLIFE  JUST SO I CAN SEE WHO COMES TO MY FUNERAL  Confession Bear

I regret moving to a new city to find a job because the distance killed my relationship with my girlfriend.

I regret moving to a new city to find a job because the distance killed my relationship with my girlfriend.  Confession Bear

I'm Excited for the Olympics But only for Womens Gymnastics and Volleyball

I'm Excited for the Olympics But only for Womens Gymnastics and Volleyball  Confession Bear

I enjoyed The Olympics opening ceremony

I enjoyed The Olympics opening ceremony  Confession Bear

I think Scumbag Teacher is hot

I think Scumbag Teacher is hot  Confession Bear

I can bearly contain my laughter during pun threads

I can bearly contain my laughter during pun threads  Confession Bear

I never turn off my cell phone in airplanes

I never turn off my cell phone in airplanes  Confession Bear

If I'm logged out, I won't log in just to upvote No matter how funny

If I'm logged out, I won't log in just to upvote No matter how funny  Confession Bear

I'm an atheist but I take communion when I'm at church events because the wafers are delicious

I'm an atheist but I take communion when I'm at church events because the wafers are delicious  Confession Bear

Sometimes when I don't get any upvotes I blame it on timing and resubmit an hour later

Sometimes when I don't get any upvotes I blame it on timing and resubmit an hour later  Confession Bear
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