Confession kid

CARLOU

 CARLOU  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought the white dog poop I saw in the park came from black dogs.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought the white dog poop I saw in the park came from black dogs.  Confession kid

I use to give myself blowjobs by blowing on my dick

I use to give myself blowjobs by blowing on my dick  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I walked in on a police officer peeing in a single/unisex bathroom. Instead of immediately leaving, I walked to the toilet and looked in the bowl while he stood there and watched.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I walked in on a police officer peeing in a single/unisex bathroom. Instead of immediately leaving, I walked to the toilet and looked in the bowl while he stood there and watched.  Confession kid

After watching Matilda I thought I had magical powers But my parents weren't mean enough to make them work

After watching Matilda I thought I had magical powers But my parents weren't mean enough to make them work  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I saw a bull trying to have sex with a cow. I thought that the one on top was injured and the one on the bottom was helping it walk.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I saw a bull trying to have sex with a cow. I thought that the one on top was injured and the one on the bottom was helping it walk.   Confession kid

Was in the bathroom taking a crap Started singing "old McDonald had a farm" loudly and everyone could hear it

Was in the bathroom taking a crap Started singing

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought the sign "Condiments upon request" at the local Hardee's meant that they would give you condoms if you asked for them.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought the sign

WHEN MY MOM TOLD ME THE MILE HIGH CLUB IS "WHERE PEOPLE GO TO HAVE SEX IN AIRPLANES" I THOUGHT SHE MEANT PEOPLE PAID TO BE IN A CLUB THAT OWNED AN AIRPLANE MADE TO HAVE SEX IN

WHEN MY MOM TOLD ME THE MILE HIGH CLUB IS

Saw a black man walking down the path yelled to my mum asking why that man was covered in chocolate.

Saw a black man walking down the path yelled to my mum asking why that man was covered in chocolate.  Confession kid
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