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When I was a kid... I didn't want to go trick or treating because my mom told me Satanist abducted people and sacrificed them to the devil on Halloween

When I was a kid... I didn't want to go trick or treating because my mom told me Satanist abducted people and sacrificed them to the devil on Halloween Confession kid
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When I was A kid.... Before I learned about Child molesters I asked my Female teacher to come inside the bathroom with me because i had a brand new glow in the dark watch and the only place dark enough to show it off

When I was A kid.... Before I learned about Child molesters I asked my Female teacher to come inside the bathroom with me because i had a brand new glow in the dark watch and the only place dark enough to show it off Confession kid
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WHEN MY PARENTS WEREN'T HOME AND SOMEONE CALLED AND ASKED TO LEAVE A MESSAGE I JUST HUNG UP BECAUSE I THOUGHT THEY WOULD REDIAL AND LEAVE AN ACTUAL VOICEMAIL MESSAGE

WHEN MY PARENTS WEREN'T HOME AND SOMEONE CALLED AND ASKED TO LEAVE A MESSAGE I JUST HUNG UP BECAUSE I THOUGHT THEY WOULD REDIAL AND LEAVE AN ACTUAL VOICEMAIL MESSAGE Confession kid
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WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought if I smelled up all my farts, nobody else would smell them

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought if I smelled up all my farts, nobody else would smell them Confession kid
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WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought "sugar free" on drinks meant the sugar was free

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought
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My aunts convinced me that girls actually had a disease named cooties I avoided them for years because I didn't want to get sick

My aunts convinced me that girls actually had a disease named cooties I avoided them for years because I didn't want to get sick Confession kid
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WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought I was pregnant or had a watermelon growing inside my stomach for like 2 years

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought I was pregnant or had a watermelon growing inside my stomach for like 2 years Confession kid
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I used to think a pedofile was a file for toe nails

I used to think a pedofile was a file for toe nails Confession kid
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When I was 8 years old, I found my mom's vibrator and used it.

When I was 8 years old, I found my mom's vibrator and used it. Confession kid
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WHEN I WAS A KID... I got my first erection in the store and yelled, "mom, my penis won't go down"

WHEN I WAS A KID... I got my first erection in the store and yelled,
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