Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID, I DIDN'T LISTEN TO PINK FLOYD BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS FOR GIRLS

WHEN I WAS A KID, I DIDN'T LISTEN TO PINK FLOYD BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS FOR GIRLS  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought that during sex, the penis went into the vagina like a hot dog into a bun.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought that during sex, the penis went into the vagina like a hot dog into a bun.  Confession kid

When i was a kid, I would stick my penis in shampoo bottles blowing myself and tell my mom how good it felt.

When i was a kid, I would stick my penis in shampoo bottles  blowing myself and tell my mom how good it felt.  Confession kid

el-emeno-p

 el-emeno-p  Confession kid

My Mom was joking with me and said, "I'll knock you down". So I said, "I'll knock you up!"

My Mom was joking with me and said,

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought dogs were boys and cats were girls.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought dogs were boys and cats were girls.  Confession kid

When I was a kid, I thought colorblind people only saw things in black and white

When I was a kid, I thought colorblind people only saw things in black and white  Confession kid

When I was a kid, my pre-school teacher told us to memorize the number 911 So everyday i called the number and told them i was practicing for school

When I was a kid, my pre-school teacher told us to memorize the number 911 So everyday i called the number and told them i was practicing for school  Confession kid

I thought Gorillas had advanced fighting techniques That inspired Guerilla warfare

I thought Gorillas had advanced fighting techniques That inspired Guerilla warfare  Confession kid

said there was an invisible man on third there was no invisible man on third

said there was an invisible man on third there was no invisible man on third  Confession kid
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