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Mom told me "VD" was something you caught from making love to the wrong person. I was afraid there was only one safe partner for me in the whole world, and I might get it wrong.

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When i first discovered fapping I remembered learning girls were born with all the eggs they ever had, and I assumed the same about boys, so I told all my friends and we all stopped, fearing we would be shooting blanks if we kept going

When i first discovered fapping I remembered learning girls were born with all the eggs they ever had, and I assumed the same about boys, so I told all my friends and we all stopped, fearing we would be shooting blanks if we kept going Confession kid
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WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought my parents lived in black and white because none of their movies had color.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought my parents lived in black and white because none of their movies had color. Confession kid
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Nobody was standing at the podium So I thought the sacrament was blessed by the Holy Ghost

Nobody was standing at the podium So I thought the sacrament was blessed by the Holy Ghost Confession kid
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WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought dolphin friendly tuna meant that they only used tuna that didn't eat dolphins

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought dolphin friendly tuna meant that they only used tuna that didn't eat dolphins Confession kid
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I thought purebred dogs meant their fur was softer and more pure

I thought purebred dogs meant their fur was softer and more pure Confession kid
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WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought the phone lines were physically connected. I would call kids in my class that bullied me and would push pins and sewing needles into the mouth piece of the phone.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought the phone lines were physically connected. I would call kids in my class that bullied me and would push pins and sewing needles into the mouth piece of the phone. Confession kid
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i tried to make tacos by putting my hand on my face

i tried to make tacos by putting my hand on my face Confession kid
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WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought the rumble strip on the side of the freeway was so blind people could drive safely.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought the rumble strip on the side of the freeway was so blind people could drive safely. Confession kid
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WHEN I WAS A KID... I used to shit my diapers and make mom change them

WHEN I WAS A KID... I used to shit my diapers and make mom change them Confession kid
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