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My first time at a fancy restaurant I was offered bruschetta bread I screamed as loud as I could "I DONT WANT ANY BULLSHIT BREAD!"

My first time at a fancy restaurant I was offered bruschetta bread I screamed as loud as I could
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WHEN I WAS A KID... i thought white poeples poop was white, since i was a black kid and mine was brown.

WHEN I WAS A KID... i thought white poeples poop was white, since i was a black kid and mine was brown. Confession kid
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Needed a blowdrier for an aerodynamics experiment instead asked the teacher if she was able to give me the blow job

Needed a blowdrier for an aerodynamics experiment instead asked the teacher if she was able to give me the blow job Confession kid
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WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought marshmallows were a single grain of sugar puffed into that size

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought marshmallows were a single grain of sugar puffed into that size Confession kid
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When I was a kid... I thought chocolate milk came from brown cows.

When I was a kid... I thought chocolate milk came from brown cows. Confession kid
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before I knew where babies actually come from I used to wonder why we look like both of our parents I came to the conclusion that when parents kiss thier spit gets mixed up and the dad's dna goes into the mom.

before I knew where babies actually come from I used to wonder why we look like both of our parents I came to the conclusion that when parents kiss thier spit gets mixed up and the dad's dna goes into the mom. Confession kid
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When I was a kid... I thought girls had two butts

When I was a kid... I thought girls had two butts Confession kid
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WHEN I WAS A KID... I was terrified by the robot chicken intro late at night and always switched the channel immediately

WHEN I WAS A KID... I was terrified by the robot chicken intro late at night and always switched the channel immediately Confession kid
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Grew up in Africa and was the only white kid at a friend's birthday party Couldn't put on my swimsuit and ran naked past a future presidential contender and all his business pals

Grew up in Africa and was the only white kid at a friend's birthday party Couldn't put on my swimsuit and ran naked past a future presidential contender and all his business pals Confession kid
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I tied a rope around my neck as a child and attached it to a tree branch, to 'save myself' if i fell I almost died

I tied a rope around my neck as a child and attached it to a tree branch, to 'save myself' if i fell I almost died Confession kid
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