Confession kid

Saw first black person ever asked if the black washed off

Saw first black person ever asked if the black washed off  Confession kid

I used to think 'brownie points' were exchangeable for chocolate brownies

I used to think 'brownie points' were exchangeable for chocolate brownies  Confession kid

At Sunday Mass I thought the priest said Jesus was crucified and they punched his privates. I couldn't help but giggle every time.

At Sunday Mass I thought the priest said Jesus was crucified and they punched his privates. 
I couldn't help but giggle every time.  Confession kid

As a kid I believed Italians only ate Italian food, French only ate French Food, etc. and only americans could eat anything they wanted because of the melting pot

As a kid I believed Italians only ate Italian food, French only ate French Food, etc. and only americans could eat anything they wanted because of the melting pot  Confession kid

When I was a kid I thought heart plaque and teeth plaque were the same things So I would brush my teeth constantly hoping to not have a heart attack.

When I was a kid I thought heart plaque and teeth plaque were the same things So I would brush my teeth constantly hoping to not have a heart attack.   Confession kid

When I was a kid I thought smoking weed was actually smoking yard weeds So one day i walked into the house smoking dandelions rolled up in paper and yelled "HEY MOM IM SMOKING WEEDS!"

When I was a kid I thought smoking weed was actually smoking yard weeds So one day i walked into the house smoking dandelions rolled up in paper and yelled

WHEN I WAS A KID... I peed in my aunt's yard because I wanted to be like their dog

WHEN I WAS A KID... I peed in my aunt's yard because I wanted to be like their dog   Confession kid

I didn't know what stretch marks were told all my friends I had racing stripes

I didn't know what stretch marks were told all my friends I had racing stripes  Confession kid

DAE CHILDHOOD IGNORANCE???

DAE CHILDHOOD IGNORANCE???  Confession kid

Played chicken on the monkey bars Ended up with a bruise on my vagina

Played chicken on the monkey bars Ended up with a bruise on my vagina  Confession kid
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