Confession kid

When my mom said my dad was getting "eaten alive" by mosquitoes I bawled because I thought he'd really been eaten and was dead.

When my mom said my dad was getting

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought that the price of gas was for a whole tank of gas and never understood the big deal

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought that the price of gas was for a whole tank of gas and never understood the big deal  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought IT was called a china...

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought IT was called a china...  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought that black people had white palms because they were diseased, so i refused to shake their hands or touch them at all

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought that black people had white palms because they were diseased, so i refused to shake their hands or touch them at all  Confession kid

Until I was 10, I thought boys and girls... had a penis

Until I was 10, I thought boys and girls... had a penis  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I wanted to go to a millionaire school to learn how to become a millionaire

WHEN I WAS A KID... I wanted to go to a millionaire school to learn how to become a millionaire  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I THOUGHT THAT THE UVULA IS WHERE ALL MY BOOGERS WERE STORED

WHEN I WAS A KID... I THOUGHT THAT THE UVULA IS WHERE ALL MY BOOGERS WERE STORED  Confession kid

Saw an ad in the paper for a herpes support group. Asked mom if i could go. thought it was for people interested in herpetology.

Saw an ad in the paper for a herpes support group. Asked mom if i could go.  thought it was for people interested in herpetology.  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID...all the neighborhoods had parking sticker with the letters of their town on them thought the richer/liberal neighborhood nearby was the human rights campaign sticker and they were pretentious for not using letters

WHEN I WAS A KID...all the neighborhoods had parking sticker with the letters of their town on them thought the richer/liberal  neighborhood nearby was the human rights campaign sticker and they were pretentious for not using letters  Confession kid

my cat pooped on the floor i ate it

my cat pooped on the floor i ate it  Confession kid
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