Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID I THOUGHT "PUSSY" WAS SIMPLY A SCARED CAT, AND NOTHING MORE. MY CATCH PHRASE TO ALL THE KIDS IN SCHOOL WAS "STOP BEING SUCH A PUSSY"

WHEN I WAS A KID I THOUGHT

I ran full speed into a parked car because i was looking at the lights on my shoes

I ran full speed into a parked car because i was looking at the lights on my shoes  Confession kid

had a pretend friend named him "vixen"

had a pretend friend named him

When I was younger, every time I heard the song Californication I thought it was about a family taking a vacation to california.

When I was younger, every time I heard the song Californication I thought it was about a family taking a vacation to california.  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... i thought that when gas stations showed the price of gas as $0.00, it was free

WHEN I WAS A KID... i thought that when gas stations showed the price of gas as $0.00, it was free  Confession kid

Kindergarten Teacher goes around the class and asks each student to guess what is in the bag My Reply: "A bomb"

Kindergarten Teacher goes around the class and asks each student to guess what is in the bag My Reply:

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought when people said they wanted security they were talking about alarm systems

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought when people said they wanted security they were talking about alarm systems   Confession kid

Until about ten minutes ago... I thought there was just one guy whose username was [deleted] who went around posting [deleted] on every post.

Until about ten minutes ago... I thought there was just one guy whose username was [deleted] who went around posting [deleted] on every post.  Confession kid

I used to think that quitting cold turkey meant that you chewed on a piece of turkey whenever you had a craving for a cigarette

I used to think that quitting cold turkey meant that you chewed on a piece of turkey whenever you had a craving for a cigarette  Confession kid

I thought Dildo was just a character from Lord of the Rings

I thought Dildo was just a character from Lord of the Rings  Confession kid
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