Confession kid

When I was 5, I tried saving a bird on the ground by putting it in the bird bath and nearly drowned it I then performed CPR and squished it with my foot

When I was 5, I tried saving a bird on the ground by putting it in the bird bath and nearly drowned it  I then performed CPR and squished it with my foot  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I tried using the pencil sharpener to get the eraser back

WHEN I WAS A KID... I tried using the pencil sharpener to get the eraser back  Confession kid

Learned about George Washington Carver in school "So what did the black Abraham Lincoln Carver do?"

Learned about George Washington Carver in school

WHEN I WAS A KID... My brother told me when you finish masturbating you eat. So i did

WHEN I WAS A KID... My brother told me when you finish masturbating you eat.  So i did  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought that R rated films were Adult Films. I was telling my friends and teachers that my parents were watching Adult films every night and that sometimes i snuck looks.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought that R rated films were Adult Films. I was telling my friends and teachers that my parents were watching Adult films every night and that sometimes i snuck looks.  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID I USED TO PANIC WHEN MY PARENTS DROVE BY A "DO NOT PASS" SIGN.

WHEN I WAS A KID I USED TO PANIC WHEN MY PARENTS DROVE BY A

WHEN I WAS A KID I THOUGHT SALT AND PEPPER CANCELLED EACH other OUT

WHEN I WAS A KID I THOUGHT SALT AND PEPPER CANCELLED EACH other OUT  Confession kid

I saw a kid fall on the floor I curb stomped him

I saw a kid fall on the floor I curb stomped him  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I refused to eat my peanut butter sandwich because I thought peanut butter was a weird mushy meat

WHEN I WAS A KID... I refused to eat my peanut butter sandwich because I thought peanut butter was a weird mushy meat  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... My mom told me where babies come from, so i grabbed a peice of paper and had sex with it.

WHEN I WAS A KID... My mom told me where babies come from, so i grabbed a peice of paper and had sex with it.  Confession kid
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