Confession kid

When I was 6 I punched a retarded kid in the face because he kept laughing at me after I tripped and fell

When I was 6 I punched a retarded kid in the face because he kept laughing at me after I tripped and fell  Confession kid

When I was a kid... I thought being a grown-up was fun

When I was a kid... I thought being a grown-up was fun  Confession kid

Until middle school I thought Houston was a person

Until middle school I thought Houston was a person  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... i thought if you tanned long enough, you'd turn black

WHEN I WAS A KID... i thought if you tanned long enough, you'd turn black  Confession kid

I called my babysitter a whore I didn't know what it meant, but I heard the laughtrack after it was mentioned on Married with Children and assumed she would laugh

I called my babysitter a whore I didn't know what it meant, but I heard the laughtrack after it was mentioned on Married with Children and assumed she would laugh  Confession kid

a farmhand told me that "booty" means "chocolate milk" in spanish 5 minutes later i asked my step-sister for some booty

a farmhand told me that

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought I was made out of kleenex because skin was also called "tissue."

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought I was made out of kleenex because skin was also called

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought cursive was a secret code only teachers and parents knew.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought cursive was a secret code only teachers and parents knew.  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I couldn't wait to grow up. What was I thinking?

WHEN I WAS A KID... I couldn't wait to grow up.  What was I thinking?  Confession kid

I used to think that if I was strong enough I could lift my legs up off the ground, levitate and move around

I used to think that if I was strong enough I could lift my legs up off the ground, levitate and move around  Confession kid
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