Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought "PED XING" meant crosswalk in chinese.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought

as a kid I wanted to be a pink bunny rabbit. because they said I could be anything.

as a kid I wanted to be a  pink bunny rabbit. because they said I could be anything.  Confession kid

When I was a kid... And barely knew anything about sex, I couldn't figure out why the guy would move his penis in and out. Just leave it in there. It's more efficient.

When I was a kid... And barely knew anything about sex, I couldn't figure out why the guy would move his penis in and out.  Just leave it in there.  It's more efficient.  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS GROWING UP MOM TOLD ME TO ALWAYS WEAR A CONDOM WHEN SLEEPING WITH GIRLS I TOLD EVERYONE AT SCHOOL THAT I WOULD WEAR A CONDOM EVEN IF I WAS IN BED WITH MY MOTHER

WHEN I WAS GROWING UP MOM TOLD ME TO ALWAYS WEAR A CONDOM WHEN SLEEPING WITH GIRLS I TOLD EVERYONE AT SCHOOL THAT I WOULD WEAR A CONDOM EVEN IF I WAS IN BED WITH MY MOTHER  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I asked my dad when i would grow my third ball because in austin powers Dr. evil counted to three

WHEN I WAS A KID... I asked my dad when i would grow my third ball because in austin powers  Dr. evil counted to three  Confession kid

when i was a kid i didn't know a "hard" drink contained alcohol I would go around saying i wanted a mike's hard lemonade

when i was a kid i didn't know a

WHEN I WAS A KID... I licked a pole on the subway,I also licked a lizard

WHEN I WAS A KID... I licked a pole on the subway,I also licked a lizard   Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought I would get my mom pregnant if I pee'd on the seat

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought I would get my mom pregnant if I pee'd on the seat   Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... i found my mom's bullet vibrator. I thought it was her secret toy so i played with it when she wasn't home.

WHEN I WAS A KID... i found my mom's bullet vibrator. I thought it was her secret toy so i played with it when she wasn't home.   Confession kid

WHEN I WAS LITTLE... I thought the higher the energy, the healthier the meal

WHEN I WAS LITTLE... I thought the higher the energy, the healthier the meal  Confession kid
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