Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... i used a handsaw to carve grooves on the toilet seat so people wouldnt slide off

WHEN I WAS A KID... i used a handsaw to carve grooves on the toilet seat so people wouldnt slide off  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... i thought double jump was actually possible

WHEN I WAS A KID... i thought double jump was actually possible   Confession kid

As a kid I thought cats and dogs where the same species Dog were males and cates were females

As a kid I thought cats and dogs where the same species  Dog were males and cates were females  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS 6 MY PARENTS TOLD ME THAT MY DEAF AUNT AND UNCLE SPOKE SIGN LANGUAGE I THOUGHT THEY SAID SIGH LANGUAGE AND SPENT THE WHOLE TIME TRYING TO TALK TO THEM WHILE TRYING TO SIGH AT THE SAME TIME

WHEN I WAS 6 MY PARENTS TOLD ME THAT MY DEAF AUNT AND UNCLE SPOKE SIGN LANGUAGE I THOUGHT THEY SAID SIGH LANGUAGE AND SPENT THE WHOLE TIME TRYING TO TALK TO THEM WHILE TRYING TO SIGH AT THE SAME TIME  Confession kid

I'm wasting my whole day doing these stupid memes with my friends although I should do schoolworks

I'm wasting my whole day doing these stupid memes with my friends although I should do schoolworks  Confession kid

I used to get into my parents' bed in the mornings and ask why my dad would blow his nose so much during the night and leave the tissues in the bed they were his cum rags from their sexytime

I used to get into my parents' bed in the mornings and ask why my dad would blow his nose so much during the night and leave the tissues in the bed they were his cum rags from their sexytime  Confession kid

I was 8. Once an elderly couple was trying to have children. So I said the joke: "Why don't old people have babies? Because they'd forget where they left them."

I was 8. Once an elderly couple was trying to have children. So I said the joke:

fuck shit piss motherfucker buttshit

fuck shit piss motherfucker buttshit  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID, I SAW MY FIRST BLACK PERSON AT AGE 4 I WENT UP TO HIM AND LICKED HIM THINKING HE WAS CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM, I FEEL BAD ABOUT IT EVERYDAY.

WHEN I WAS A KID, I SAW MY FIRST BLACK PERSON AT AGE 4  I WENT UP TO HIM AND LICKED HIM THINKING HE WAS CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM, I FEEL BAD ABOUT IT EVERYDAY.  Confession kid

My favorite sandwich as a kid was peanut butter and cheese with ketchup

My favorite sandwich as a kid was peanut butter and cheese with ketchup  Confession kid
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