Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I WANTED TO MARRY A PLAYMATE BECAUSE I THOUGHT THEY WOULD WANT TO HAVE SEX ALL THE TIME.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I WANTED TO MARRY A PLAYMATE BECAUSE I THOUGHT THEY WOULD WANT TO HAVE SEX ALL THE TIME.  Confession kid

I used to think I had supervision and could see atoms, until my mom told me those were just floaters in my eyes.

I used to think I had supervision and could see atoms, until my mom told me those were just floaters in my eyes.  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I would run and hide when the emergency broadcast system would play there emergency tone just in case it wasn't a test.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I would run and hide when the emergency broadcast system would play there emergency tone just in case it wasn't a test.  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I though putting salt on my food cooled it down. I forced to eat a lot of salty dinners.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I though putting salt on my food cooled it down. I forced to eat a lot of salty dinners.  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought the song "sex on the beach" was awesome...i sung it all the time

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought the song

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought puffing out my stomach convinced my parents that i could not finish dinner

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought puffing out my stomach convinced my parents that i could not finish dinner  Confession kid

Heard the AOL "You've got mail!" On the speakers Run out to my mailbox to check, did this for a week straight

Heard the AOL

Dad told me he wasn't taking me to the bathroom, just pee in the lake Went ankle-deep and dropped trou

Dad told me he wasn't taking me to the bathroom, just pee in the lake Went ankle-deep and dropped trou  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... Prior to being taught the value of coins and dollars...I thought the phrase "half a dollar" meant exactly that. As a result my allowance suffered a significant set back.

WHEN I WAS A KID... Prior to being taught the value of coins and dollars...I thought the phrase

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought that a car's radio could only play music relative to the car's age. Old car; Oldies. Late model; Top 40's.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought that a car's radio could only play music relative to the car's age. Old car; Oldies. Late model; Top 40's.  Confession kid
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