Confession kid

I thought dating a cute girl would fix all my problems

I thought dating a cute girl 
would fix all my problems  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought that "breaking rules" meant that if some kid took one for the team and "broke a rule", the rule would be forever "broken" and no longer be a rule we had to follow

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought that

When I was a kid, my mom told me all the money in church went to the pastor I said, I'm gonna be a pastor when I grow up, but don't worry I'll let you in for free.

When I was a kid, my mom told me all the money in church went to the pastor I said, I'm gonna be a pastor when I grow up, but don't worry I'll let you in for free.  Confession kid

After my dad shaved his beard in the sink i argued that they were pubic hairs

After my dad shaved his beard in the sink i argued that they were pubic hairs  Confession kid

til what til means I've been lurking on reddit for over over a year

til what til means I've been lurking on reddit for over over a year  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought sex was when you put your penis inbetween a girls boobs and pee

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought sex was when you put your penis inbetween a girls boobs and pee  Confession kid

WHEN He wAS A KID... He thought you peed on the girl to get her pregnant

WHEN He wAS A KID... He thought you peed on the girl to get her pregnant  Confession kid

After watching A Bug's Life I tied to act like a caterpillar I ate a random leaf off a tree and immediately started crying

After watching A Bug's Life I tied to act like a caterpillar I ate a random leaf off a tree and immediately started crying  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I tried to get locked out of school after recess just because I wanted to know what it was like

WHEN I WAS A KID... I tried to get locked out of school after recess just because I wanted to know what it was like  Confession kid

My grandmother gave me a package of seeds to plant I was outside for hours,staring at them, waiting for them to grow

My grandmother gave me a package of seeds to plant I was outside for hours,staring at them, waiting for them to grow  Confession kid
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