Confession kid

When I was a kid, I heard my older brother mention "the family jewels" I thought my family had a secret stash of rubies, emeralds, and diamonds, and that we were secretly very rich

When I was a kid, I heard my older brother mention

When I was a kid I called my penis "Ernie"

When I was a kid I called my penis

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought that women had sex with each other by taking out their penis that was in their "hole" and putting them together

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought that women had sex with each other by taking out their penis that was in their

When I was a kid... I thought that South Park was a children's show and would quote lines from it to my parents.

When I was a kid... I thought that South Park was a children's show and would quote lines from it to my parents.  Confession kid

I thought the Arby's cowboy hat logo Was a whale jumping out of the water

I thought the Arby's cowboy hat logo Was a whale jumping out of the water  Confession kid

I traded my Machamp card for a Farfetch'd card. I figured that since they're rare in the games, they must be rare cards, too.

I traded my Machamp card for a Farfetch'd card. I figured that since they're rare in the games, they must be rare cards, too.  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought lightsabers were called lifesavers. That was the only reason I ate the candy.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought lightsabers were called lifesavers. That was the only reason I ate the candy.  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... i would make a sand cake and eat it because i actually thought it was a real cake.

WHEN I WAS A KID... i would make a sand cake and eat it because i actually thought it was a real cake.    Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I peed on my friend's feet in gym class. We're still friends to this day.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I peed on my friend's feet in gym class. We're still friends to this day.  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... i thought the 'y' in disney was a 'p'

WHEN I WAS A KID... i thought the 'y' in disney was a 'p'  Confession kid
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