Confession kid

I wanted to go to the liquor store with my parents because I thought it was full of licorice

I wanted to go to the liquor store with my parents because I thought it was full of licorice  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I announced while in line for a roller coaster in front of my family & strangers that I was playing pocket pool then proceeded to jiggle the change in my pocket because I thought that's what it meant.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I announced while in line for a roller coaster in front of my family & strangers that I was playing pocket pool then proceeded to jiggle the change in my pocket because I thought that's what it meant.  Confession kid

in 3rd grade my little sister was sent to my class to deliver a note to my teacher i happened to be the one to open the door. i was so surprised to see her i awkwardly kissed her on the mouth in front of the whole class.

in 3rd grade my little sister was sent to my class to deliver a note to my teacher i happened to be the one to open the door. i was so surprised to see her i awkwardly kissed her on the mouth in front of the whole class.  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought all directory assistance operators where in satellites in space.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought all directory assistance operators where in satellites in space.  Confession kid

When I was a kid... I thought that a blow job was a WOMEN BLOWING AIR FROM HER MOUTH INTO A GUYS DICK.

When I was a kid... I thought that a blow job was a WOMEN BLOWING AIR FROM HER MOUTH INTO A GUYS DICK.  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I used to run upstairs on all fours, and thought i'd never be able to do it stood up

WHEN I WAS A KID... I used to run upstairs on all fours, and thought i'd never be able to do it stood up  Confession kid

When I was a kid... I thought you couldn't have a dog and cat in the same house because the dog would eat the cat

When I was a kid... I thought you couldn't have a dog and cat in the same house because the dog would eat the cat  Confession kid

When I was a kid... i thought a blow job was when you literally blew on a penis

When I was a kid... i thought a blow job was when you literally blew on a penis  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I THOUGHT AFRICANS WERE STARVING BECAUSE THEY SPENT ALL THIER MONEY ON HAIR CUTS.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I THOUGHT AFRICANS WERE STARVING BECAUSE THEY SPENT ALL THIER MONEY ON HAIR CUTS.  Confession kid

When I was a kid, someone did the stance on the Heisman Trophy I responded with the crane stance from karate kid

When I was a kid, someone did the stance on the Heisman Trophy I responded with the crane stance from karate kid  Confession kid
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