Confession kid

When I was a kid... I didn't see the benefits in working overtime because I thought you only got "a dime and a half".

When I was a kid... I didn't see the benefits in working overtime because I thought you only got

I misheard someone say "i'm going to clean your clock" i told my uncle: "i'm going to clean your cock"

I misheard someone say

WHEN I WAS A KID... i got a free sports scolarship to penn state, my coach jerry sandusky. i rapped him

WHEN I WAS A KID... i got a free sports scolarship to penn state, my coach jerry sandusky. i rapped him    Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought Alaska and Hawaii were both located beside Mexico

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought Alaska and Hawaii were both located beside Mexico  Confession kid

I used to think everyone with Down Syndrome was named Corky Because my mom let me watch "Life Goes On" with her..

I used to think everyone with Down Syndrome was named Corky Because my mom let me watch

WHEN I WAS A KID... I always wore shoes because I thought people were telling me I had bear feet

WHEN I WAS A KID... I always wore shoes because I thought people were telling me I had bear feet  Confession kid

I made my mom get the non-shiny Pikachu doll because i thought the shiny version was a fake

I made my mom get the non-shiny Pikachu doll because i thought the shiny version was a fake  Confession kid

When you want something and you tell your younger sibling to go ask mom instead of you; and then slapping your head in frustration and giving them the glare of death as they say "Mom, so and so wants to know if they could have this."

When you want something and you tell your younger sibling to go ask mom instead of you;  and then slapping your head in frustration and giving them the glare of death as they say

WHEN I WAS A KID... and people talked about sex offenders being chemically castrated, I thought acid was used to castrate them.

WHEN I WAS A KID... and people talked about sex offenders being chemically castrated, I thought acid was used to castrate them.  Confession kid

That moment when you're too dumb to know that santa isn't real but too smart to just go to sleep instead of staying up to catch him in the act

That moment when you're too dumb to know that santa isn't real but too smart to just go to sleep instead of staying up to catch him in the act  Confession kid
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