Confession kid

For most of my life, I mispronounced the word "crutches" as "crotches"

For most of my life, I mispronounced the word

I thought pausing a live game on tv with tivo paused it for everyone in the world

I thought pausing a live game on tv with tivo paused it for everyone in the world  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID, I THOUGHT I WAS REALLY SPECIAL BECAUSE THE SUN AND THE MOON FOLLOWED ME AROUND EVERYWHERE

WHEN I WAS A KID, I THOUGHT I WAS REALLY SPECIAL BECAUSE THE SUN AND THE MOON FOLLOWED ME AROUND EVERYWHERE   Confession kid

When i was a kid i thought the weatherman was saying "wind shield" instead of "wind chill" For the longest time i thought he was telling me how cold the car windows were.

When i was a kid i thought the weatherman was saying

When I was 6, my cousin gave me that little key thing that is used to open a can of corned beef. he said it could open any door in the world. i kept it for 5 years

When I was 6, my cousin gave me that little key thing that is used to open a can of corned beef. he said it could open any door in the world. i kept it for 5 years  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID I HAD DRY LEGS And thought I was turning into a dinosaur, so I would run around school acting like one

WHEN I WAS A KID I HAD DRY LEGS And thought I was turning into a dinosaur, so I would run around school acting like one  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID i thought that "wait-and-see" pie was Waytensea Pie... And it meant normal pie with extra beans and sweetcorn.

WHEN I WAS A KID i thought that

When I was 17 i didn't know what twat meant i kept asking my mom

When I was 17 i didn't know what twat meant i kept asking my mom  Confession kid

When I was a Kid I made my mom microwave my ice cream, because I thought it was too cold.

When I was a Kid I made my mom microwave my ice cream, because I thought it was too cold.  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... Learning "Stop Drop and Roll" I thought catching on fire would be a much more frequent occurence.

WHEN I WAS A KID... Learning
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