Confession kid

I kinda knew what the act of "fucking" was... ...but I thought that screwing was a different sexual maneuver that involved some sort of spin move

I kinda knew what the act of

My mom used to tell me i was going to grow up and be bigger than my brother I thought that meant i was eventually going to be older than him

My mom used to tell me i was going to grow up and be bigger than my brother I thought that meant i was eventually going to be older than him  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A Seven... I found my mom's dildo and she caught me flinging it around in the air. I thought it was a pig's foot.

WHEN I WAS A Seven... I found my mom's dildo and she caught me flinging it around in the air. I thought it was a pig's foot.  Confession kid

30 minutes into the trip "When are we getting to your Ami?"

30 minutes into the trip

WHEN I WAS A KID... I would beg my mom not to call Judge Judy whenever I got in trouble

WHEN I WAS A KID... I would beg my mom not to call Judge Judy whenever I got in trouble  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought "Original" was the same thing as the plain version of something

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought when somebody got paid under the table that somebody actually slipped them the money under a table

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought when somebody got paid under the table that somebody actually slipped them the money under a table  Confession kid

When I was five... My brother told me that black people were made out of chocolate. I licked my classmate the next morning.

When I was five... My brother told me that black people were made out of chocolate.  I licked my classmate the next morning.   Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I use to think that the D in Disney was a "G" and everybody was pronouncing it wrong

WHEN I WAS A KID... I use to think that the D in Disney was a

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought french kissing was something that all boys do to girls, so I tried with my mom.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought french kissing was something that all boys do to girls, so I tried with my mom.  Confession kid
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