Confession kid

When i was younger I humped my bath water until I discovered that my hand worked much better

When i was younger I humped my bath water  until I discovered that my hand worked much better  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thougt the wind was caused by the moving leaves and branches of trees

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thougt the wind was caused by the moving leaves and branches of trees  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I caught my pet goldfish not swimming

WHEN I WAS A KID... I caught my pet goldfish not swimming   Confession kid

i pooped meh pants because i couldn't hold it in

i pooped meh pants because i couldn't hold it in  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... i raped girls for the banter

WHEN I WAS A KID... i raped girls for the banter  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... MAC TURNED OFF THE LIGHTS AND MADE ME PLAY WHO's in my mouth

WHEN I WAS A KID... MAC TURNED OFF THE LIGHTS AND MADE ME PLAY WHO's in my mouth  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I lost my ability to cry.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I lost my ability to cry.  Confession kid

When I was a kid... I thought that in order for a man to impregnate a woman he had to pee inside of her

When I was a kid... I thought that in order for a man to impregnate a woman he had to pee inside of her  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... i scraped some chalk onto some paper and rolled it up acting as if i was smoking

WHEN I WAS A KID... i scraped some chalk onto some paper and rolled it up acting as if i was smoking  Confession kid

I'm So Embarassed If I had only sold my gold to rob I would have gotten a lot more money

I'm So Embarassed If I had only sold my gold to rob I would have gotten a lot more money  Confession kid
Like us for More!