Confucius says

A man with his hands in pockets feels foolish a man with holes in pockets feels nuts

A man with his hands in pockets feels foolish a man with holes in pockets feels nuts
  Confucius says

Man who associates with pagni bound to have terrrible time

Man who associates with pagni bound to have terrrible  time  Confucius says

Man who lay woman on ground Gets piece on earth

Man who lay woman on ground  Gets piece on earth  Confucius says

Butcher who backs into meat-grinder get a little behind in his orders

Butcher who backs into 
meat-grinder get a little behind in his orders   Confucius says

Crowded elevator always smell different to midget

Crowded elevator  always smell different to midget   Confucius says

guy who date female carpenter totally nailed it

guy who date female carpenter totally nailed it  Confucius says

Man who play leap frog with unicorn Get horny

Man who play leap frog with unicorn Get horny  Confucius says

woman run faster with skirt up than man do with pants down

woman run faster with skirt up than man do with pants down  Confucius says

Baseball is wrong Man cannot walk with four balls

Baseball is wrong Man cannot walk with four balls  Confucius says

Computer is like super glue man will stick to it when touched

Computer is like super glue man will stick to it when touched  Confucius says
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