Confucius says

In China i was the original chairman

In China i was the original chairman  Confucius says

Man who run in front of bus get tired man who run behind bus get exhausted

Man who run in front of bus get tired man who run behind bus get exhausted  Confucius says

He who goes to bed with itchy butt Wake up with smelly finger

He who goes to bed with itchy butt Wake up with smelly finger  Confucius says

Brave chick has balls Cowardly man is pussy

Brave chick has balls Cowardly man is pussy  Confucius says

man who buys sand pail drinks always and bahamas

man who buys sand pail drinks always and bahamas  Confucius says

If they outlaw guns Outlaws will still have guns

If they outlaw guns Outlaws will still have guns   Confucius says

man who get in middle of circle jerk end up in sticky situation

man who get in middle of circle jerk end up in sticky situation  Confucius says

Today while driving, it hit me that someday I will drive down the road and see a 50" Samsung LCD 1080P TV on the side of the road with a tag on it saying "Free"...after a rainstorm.

Today while driving, it hit me that someday I  will drive down the road  and see a 50

from the moment someone is offended they start to compile a list of faults

from the moment someone is offended they start to compile a list of faults  Confucius says

confucius say rather dick in attitude than in mouth

confucius say rather dick in attitude than in mouth  Confucius says
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