Confucius says

Man who sleeps with itchy butt..... Wake up with Stinky Finger

Man who sleeps with itchy butt..... Wake up with Stinky Finger  Confucius says

Woman who fly upside down and naked bound to have crack up

Woman who fly upside down and naked bound to have crack up  Confucius says

couple who fuck on kitchen table Get ass in jam

couple who fuck on kitchen table Get ass in jam  Confucius says

Blowjobs like clocks TAKES TWO HANDS TO MAKE TIME

Blowjobs like clocks TAKES TWO HANDS TO MAKE TIME  Confucius says

Flatulance like procrastination get away with only so much before knee deep in shit

Flatulance like procrastination get away with only so much before knee deep in shit  Confucius says

it is better to have hole in tooth than tooth in your hole

it is better to have hole in  tooth than tooth in your hole  Confucius says

Your hand is bruised? Continue writing with the opposite hand.

Your hand is bruised? Continue writing with the opposite hand.  Confucius says

Confucius say superior man satisfied and composed; mean man always full of distress.

Confucius say superior man satisfied and composed; mean man always full of distress.  Confucius says

Man who is afraid of I's Has irrational fear

Man who is afraid of I's Has irrational fear  Confucius says

He who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be kicked by the foot

He who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard   deserves to be kicked by the foot  Confucius says
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