Confucius says

EATS SHARKS TO PREVENT CANCER SMOKES WHILE EATING

EATS SHARKS TO PREVENT CANCER SMOKES WHILE EATING  Confucius says

Man walking side way through door with erection Is going to Bangkok

Man walking side way through door with erection Is going to Bangkok  Confucius says

Man who fart in church sit in own pew

Man who fart in church sit in own pew  Confucius says

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to bangkok

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to bangkok  Confucius says

Beer before liquor, never been sicker Orange juice after tooth paste, death

Beer before liquor, never been sicker Orange juice after tooth paste, death  Confucius says

CONFUCIOUS SAYS GOOD NIGHT

CONFUCIOUS SAYS GOOD NIGHT  Confucius says

A wise man say "fall seven times, stand up eight" A wiser man say "tie your shoestrings!"

A wise man say

wise man wash hands after pee smart man dont pee on hands

wise man wash hands after pee smart man dont pee on hands  Confucius says

Man with five dicks will have pants that fit like a glove

Man with five dicks will have pants that fit like a glove  Confucius says

girl who shove phone up ass bound to have shitty reception

girl who shove phone up ass bound to have shitty reception  Confucius says
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