Confucius says

Fat people Harder to kidnap

Fat people Harder to kidnap  Confucius says

many men smoke but Fu Manchu

many men smoke but Fu Manchu  Confucius says

kissing much like spider web Leads to the undoing of the fly

kissing much like spider web Leads to the undoing of the fly  Confucius says

Man who eat toast in bed wake up feeling crumby

Man who eat toast in bed wake up feeling crumby  Confucius says

Elevator always smell worse to a midget

Elevator always smell worse to a midget  Confucius says

Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails

Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails  Confucius says

it is wise to masturbate makes you feel handsome

it is wise to masturbate makes you feel handsome  Confucius says

confucius say knowledge of mk4 golf is unknown007

confucius say knowledge of mk4 golf is unknown007  Confucius says

Go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger

Go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger  Confucius says

Girls who want to fuck with married men Get vagina ripped off by angered wife

Girls who want to fuck with married men Get vagina ripped off by angered wife  Confucius says
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