Cookieman

They say 10,000 cookies went missing on 9/11. Conspiracy theories; nothing more.

They say 10,000 cookies went missing on 9/11. Conspiracy theories; nothing more.  Cookieman

Smoking jackets Fuck Hugh Hefner, the Cookie monster made them awesome

Smoking jackets Fuck Hugh Hefner, the Cookie monster made them awesome  Cookieman

I don't always eat cookies its only when im upset so ..... call me salmon instead

I don't always eat cookies its only when im upset so ..... call me salmon instead  Cookieman

had serious cookie addiction turned it into a career

had serious cookie addiction turned it into a career  Cookieman

I don't always rape Elmo but when i do, i use proper lubrication

I don't always rape Elmo but when i do, i use proper lubrication  Cookieman

Hef can have the girls But I want their cookies!

Hef can have the girls
 But I want their cookies!  Cookieman

dammit notch fix the fucking ladders!

dammit notch fix the fucking ladders!  Cookieman

I EAT THE COOKIE UP UP UP UP UP

I EAT THE COOKIE UP UP UP UP UP  Cookieman

Met Amy Winehouse in Rehab. ate her out

Met Amy Winehouse in Rehab.   ate her out  Cookieman

I got 99 problems and they're all cookies

I got 99 problems and they're all cookies  Cookieman
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