Cool Cat Craig

would be more comfortable on a pile of laundry lays on your lap because you look sad

would be more comfortable on a pile of laundry  lays on your lap because you look sad  Cool Cat Craig

knows he's about to die runs away from home so you don't have to see his body

knows he's about to die runs away from home so you don't have to see his body  Cool Cat Craig

Has a hairball On the tile floor instead of the bedspread

Has a hairball On the tile floor instead of the bedspread  Cool Cat Craig

GOES TO THE LITTER BOX DOESN'T TRACK CAT LITTER ALL OVER THE HOUSE

GOES TO THE LITTER BOX DOESN'T TRACK CAT LITTER ALL OVER THE HOUSE  Cool Cat Craig

Makes a decision about being inside or outside Sticks the fuck to it

Makes a decision about being inside or outside Sticks the fuck to it  Cool Cat Craig

Valentines day? It's all about pancake day

Valentines day? It's all about pancake day  Cool Cat Craig

notices you just ate a ton Doesn't try to massage your abdomen

notices you just ate a ton Doesn't try to massage your abdomen  Cool Cat Craig

Sees you on laptop lays down and can be used as armrest

Sees you on laptop lays down and can be used as armrest  Cool Cat Craig

has six beers doesn't even mention the liberals

has six beers doesn't even mention the liberals  Cool Cat Craig

You don't know me My dad's catatonic

You don't know me My dad's catatonic  Cool Cat Craig
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