Cool Cat Craig

Gets new comfy cat bed Doesn't sleep in box it came in

Gets new comfy cat bed Doesn't sleep in box it came in  Cool Cat Craig

sits on your stinky shoes instead of the clean laundry you just folded

sits on your stinky shoes instead of the clean laundry you just folded  Cool Cat Craig

Is napping, hears your footsteps Keeps napping

Is napping, hears your footsteps Keeps napping  Cool Cat Craig

mating month doesn't beg you to fuck her in front of the guests

mating month doesn't beg you to fuck her in front of the guests  Cool Cat Craig

That's right I get high

That's right I get high  Cool Cat Craig

Rubs head against lit candle Manages to avoid bursting into fireball

Rubs head against lit candle Manages to avoid bursting into fireball  Cool Cat Craig

Take him somewhere to get his balls chopped off sits on your lap coming home

Take him somewhere to get his balls chopped off sits on your lap coming home  Cool Cat Craig

Lays on his backside doesn't try to tear your arm off when you pet his belly fur

Lays on his backside doesn't try to tear your arm off when you pet his belly fur  Cool Cat Craig

Watches you put cat food into the cat bowl Waits until you're finished before shoving his face into the bowl

Watches you put cat food into the cat bowl Waits until you're finished before shoving his face into the bowl  Cool Cat Craig

Girl you brought home says, "um, i don't really like cats" hides out somewhere for the night so as not to ruin your chances.

Girl you brought home says,
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