Craig - I would be so happy

If I never see another margarita again I would be so happy

If I never see another margarita again  I would be so happy  Craig - I would be so happy

If I could get par on a hole just once I would be so happy

If I could get par on a hole just once I would be so happy  Craig - I would be so happy

If it would stop snowing in May I would be so happy

If it would stop snowing in May I would be so happy  Craig - I would be so happy

If this was the only South Park meme I ever saw I would be so happy

If this was the only South Park meme I ever saw I would be so happy  Craig - I would be so happy

if i could find a table next to an outlet at the davidson I would be so happy

if i could find a table next to an outlet at the davidson I would be so happy  Craig - I would be so happy

If relapse records would do a tour with Baroness, Red fang and Black Tusk I would be so happy

If relapse records would do a tour with Baroness, Red fang and Black Tusk I would be so happy  Craig - I would be so happy

If I could eat marijuana-infused bacon I would be so happy

If I could eat marijuana-infused bacon I would be so happy  Craig - I would be so happy

If I could get a dog I would be so happy

If I could get a dog I would be so happy  Craig - I would be so happy

If girls would just wear sandals I would be so happy

If girls would just wear sandals I would be so happy  Craig - I would be so happy

If I could get the portal boots from poker night 2 I would be so happy

If I could get the portal boots from poker night 2 I would be so happy  Craig - I would be so happy
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