Craig - I would be so happy

If Netflix got the new whose line I would be so happy

If Netflix got the new whose line I would be so happy  Craig - I would be so happy

If I could wear "butter jeans" for the rest of my days I would be so happy

If I could wear

If they would make lawn mowers for tall people I would be so happy

If they would make lawn mowers for tall people I would be so happy  Craig - I would be so happy

If I could tell customers how stupid they are I would be so happy

If I could tell customers how stupid they are I would be so happy  Craig - I would be so happy

If I could breathe out of at least one nostril I would be so happy

If I could breathe out of at least one nostril  I would be so happy  Craig - I would be so happy

If you could figure out what you want to order before you call I would be so happy

If you could figure out what you want to order before you call I would be so happy  Craig - I would be so happy

If I could just sleep on my stomach, I would be so happy

If I could just sleep on my stomach,   I would be so happy  Craig - I would be so happy

If I could just get some free weed I would be so happy

If I could just get some free weed I would be so happy  Craig - I would be so happy

If I could buy a 1/4 for $1 I would be so happy

If I could buy a 1/4 for $1 I would be so happy  Craig - I would be so happy

If Brendan Gallagher scored on Anderson I would be so happy

If Brendan Gallagher scored on Anderson I would be so happy  Craig - I would be so happy
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