Craig - I would be so happy

If my boyfriend would give me his dick in a box I would be so happy

If my boyfriend would give me his dick in a box I would be so happy  Craig - I would be so happy

If the rest of spring was like this I would be so happy

If the rest of spring was like this I would be so happy  Craig - I would be so happy

If we could get back to posting new memes I would be so happy

If we could get back to posting new memes I would be so happy  Craig - I would be so happy

If regular people actually referenced my academic research in conversation I would be so happy

If regular people actually referenced my academic research in conversation I would be so happy  Craig - I would be so happy

If I could be in a relationship with one of these people I would be so happy

If I could be in a relationship with one of these people I would be so happy  Craig - I would be so happy

If I could make it to campus without being harassed ten times I would be so happy

If I could make it to campus without being harassed ten times I would be so happy  Craig - I would be so happy

If there was a way to gas up my car without going outside I would be so happy

If there was a way to gas up my car without going outside  I would be so happy  Craig - I would be so happy

If someone sat next to me I would be so happy

If someone sat next to me  I would be so happy  Craig - I would be so happy

If the Reds swept the indians I would be so happy

If the Reds swept the indians I would be so happy  Craig - I would be so happy

If I could get just one vessel into orbit I would be so happy

If I could get just one vessel into orbit I would be so happy  Craig - I would be so happy
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