Craig - I would be so happy

If the cooks didn't get mad at me for their screw up I would be so happy

If the cooks didn't get mad at me for their screw up  I would be so happy  Craig - I would be so happy

IF that douche that cut me off would get pulled over by a cop I would be so happy

IF that douche that cut me off would get pulled over by a cop I would be so happy  Craig - I would be so happy

if a teacher would just tell me how long to make my essay rather than "as long as it takes" I would be so happy

if a teacher would just tell me how long to make my essay rather than

If i had time to browse reddit at work I would be so happy

If i had time to browse reddit at work I would be so happy  Craig - I would be so happy

If a solid object would come out of my asshole I would be so happy

If a solid object would come out of my asshole  I would be so happy  Craig - I would be so happy

I Wish For A Book YAY!

I Wish For A Book
 YAY!  Craig - I would be so happy

if I could get eight consecutive hours of nightmare-free sleep I would be so happy

if I could get eight consecutive hours of nightmare-free sleep I would be so happy  Craig - I would be so happy

If my dog looked at me when i was taking a picture once I would be so happy

If my dog looked at me when i was taking a picture once I would be so happy  Craig - I would be so happy

If DS Waters, Simple Troofs, WMG, Cartera, Ace and Nationwide (SocialEngage) would all call Suzanne I would be so happy

If DS Waters, Simple Troofs, WMG, Cartera, Ace and Nationwide (SocialEngage) would all call Suzanne I would be so happy  Craig - I would be so happy

If I could just get 10 karma I would be so happy

If I could just get 10 karma I would be so happy  Craig - I would be so happy
Like us for More!