Craig - I would be so happy

If I could just stay this height forever I would be so happy

If I could just stay this height forever I would be so happy  Craig - I would be so happy

if my roommate would just leave I would be so fappy

if my roommate would just leave I would be so fappy  Craig - I would be so happy

if richard dawkins slapped wendy wright in the fucking face I would be so happy

if richard dawkins slapped wendy wright in the fucking face I would be so happy  Craig - I would be so happy

If my government would stop spying on its own citizens I would be so happy

If my government would stop spying on its own citizens I would be so happy  Craig - I would be so happy

If people would rely to my texts I would be so happy

If people would rely to my texts I would be so happy  Craig - I would be so happy

If just one guy would accept my invite to grab a drink sometime I would be so happy

If just one guy would accept my invite to grab a drink sometime I would be so happy  Craig - I would be so happy

If you guys would just this once click the upvote button. I would be so happy

If you guys would just this once click the upvote button. I would be so happy  Craig - I would be so happy

If only work didnt block imgur I would be so happy

If only work didnt block imgur I would be so happy  Craig - I would be so happy

If routine infant circumcision was illegal I would be so happy

If routine infant circumcision was illegal  I would be so happy  Craig - I would be so happy

If I could have the twins while they were 17 I would be so happy

If I could have the twins while they were 17 I would be so happy  Craig - I would be so happy
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