Craig - I would be so happy

If someone would just pee on my feet in the shower I would be so happy

If someone would just pee on my feet in the shower I would be so happy  Craig - I would be so happy

If I could go to the beach without getting a full body sunburn I would be so happy

If I could go to the beach without getting a full body sunburn  I would be so happy  Craig - I would be so happy

If I could account for all my spending just one weekend I would be so happy

If I could account for all my spending just one weekend I would be so happy  Craig - I would be so happy

If I saw someone I know on /R/gonewild I would be so fappy

If I saw someone I know on /R/gonewild I would be so fappy  Craig - I would be so happy

If i could find the motivation to study for longer than 5 minutes at a time I would be so happy

If i could find the motivation to study for longer than 5 minutes at a time I would be so happy  Craig - I would be so happy

If I could breathe out of both nostrils at the same time I would be so happy

If I could breathe out of both nostrils at the same time I would be so happy  Craig - I would be so happy

if I could get all the actual advice mallard memes to be about useful things again and not just common sense I would be so happy

if I could get all the actual advice mallard memes to be about useful things again and not just common sense I would be so happy  Craig - I would be so happy

if i could spend any time with a girl I would be so happy

if i could spend any time with a girl I would be so happy  Craig - I would be so happy

If I could just take one solid shit I would be so happy

If I could just take one solid shit I would be so happy  Craig - I would be so happy

if spotify would close when i hit x I would be so happy

if spotify would close when i hit x I would be so happy  Craig - I would be so happy
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