Craig - I would be so happy

If i could suck my own dick I would be so happy

If i could suck my own dick I would be so happy  Craig - I would be so happy

If i could compliment a girl I would be so happy

If i could compliment a girl I would be so happy  Craig - I would be so happy

If OP would just deliver I would be so happy

If OP would just deliver I would be so happy  Craig - I would be so happy

If people could tag sad links with [baww] I would be so happy

If people could tag sad links with [baww] I would be so happy  Craig - I would be so happy

If google fiber came to my town I would be so happy

If google fiber came to my town I would be so happy  Craig - I would be so happy

If everybody could use the metric system I would be so happy

If everybody could use the metric system I would be so happy  Craig - I would be so happy

If I could just get a girl accidentally pregnant I would be so happy

If I could just get a girl accidentally pregnant I would be so happy  Craig - I would be so happy

If I could just poop a solid log I would be so happy

If I could just poop a solid log I would be so happy  Craig - I would be so happy

if i could eat solid food I would be so happy

if i could eat solid food I would be so happy  Craig - I would be so happy

If i could take a nap right now I would be so happy

If i could take a nap right now I would be so happy  Craig - I would be so happy
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