Craig - I would be so happy

IF I could have an overly attached girlfriend I would be so happy

IF I could have an overly attached girlfriend I would be so happy  Craig - I would be so happy

If I could buttfuck your mom to death. I would be so happy

If I could buttfuck your mom to death. I would be so happy  Craig - I would be so happy

If I could just breathe I would be so happy

If I could just breathe I would be so happy  Craig - I would be so happy

if /r/atheism wasn't full of quotes I would be so happy

if /r/atheism wasn't full of quotes I would be so happy  Craig - I would be so happy

If there could be no traffic today I would be so happy

If there could be no traffic today I would be so happy  Craig - I would be so happy

If You tube would load more than 5 seconds of video at a time I would be so happy

If You tube would load more than 5 seconds of video at a time I would be so happy  Craig - I would be so happy

If I could just get an interview I would be so happy

If I could just get an interview I would be so happy  Craig - I would be so happy

If the city-folk of reddit could stop accusing me of torturing my livestock and poisoning the Earth I would be so happy

If the city-folk of reddit could stop accusing me of torturing my livestock and poisoning the Earth I would be so happy  Craig - I would be so happy

If I was Batman I would be so happy

If I was Batman I would be so happy  Craig - I would be so happy

if people would let me pass them without getting butthurt about it i would be so happy

if people would let me pass them without getting butthurt about it i would be so happy  Craig - I would be so happy
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